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WELCOME TO THE
OLIVE HATER
SUPPORT GROUP
Olive Hater?! This is a safe space. A judgement-free zone. A slightly salty corner of the internet.
Whether you’ve been dodging olives since childhood or just pretending to like them to impress your date — we get it. But deep down, you’re curious, aren’t you?
It's time to forget the FOMO (Fear Of Missing Olives) and start Oliving The Dream.
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OUR SUPPORT SERVICES
We're a team of flavourful friends and mindful marinaders, dedicated to guiding you on your conversion journey.
IN-PERSON SUPPORT GROUPS
Real talk, real olives, real tears (of joy). Meet with fellow haters, share your FOMO stories and transform your tastebuds.
DOOR-TO-DOOR CONVERSION SUPPORT
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olives. Delicious ones. Our conversion squad extends the olive brand by helping you convert at home.
MAILBOX CONVERSION KITS
Too shy for a group? No prob. We’ll deliver the remedy directly to you. No pits. No pressure. Just a little box of eye-opening olives.
WE CONVERT HATERS TO LOVERS!
We’re not like the others. And neither are our olives.
We’re talking:
- Big, juicy, real-deal Greek Halkidiki olives
- Dressed in bold, punchy marinades
- No stones, no messy oils, no hassle
- Unpasteurised for a real olive experience
- Only 75 cals & great source of fibre
- An unsung superfood hero
Once you open an Olly's snack… there’s no going back.
TESTIMONIALS FROM THE CONVERTED
“I used to pick olives off every pizza. Now I ask for extra. What is this sorcery?”
“My friend tricked me into eating one. It was Olly’s. I forgave her immediately.”
“Thought I hated olives. Turns out I just hadn’t tried the right ones. Thanks, Olly’s, for showing me the way.”
“I used to say olives tasted like salty evil. Now I bring them to dinner parties like I invented them.”
“Tried one at a friend’s house just to be polite. Ended up stealing the rest of the pouch. No regrets.”
“I gagged at the thought of olives. Now I keep a pouch in my gym bag. WHO AM I?!”
“Olly’s Garlic & Basil was the key to unlocking a new world of taste for me. Now I prefer them to crisps."
“Olly’s olives converted me faster than my ex converted to CrossFit.”
TALK TO OLLY - YOUR OLIVE AGONY UNCLE!
Got a case of olive anxiety?
Feel personally victimised by a rogue antipasti platter?
Woke up sweating from a dream about dirty martinis?!?
It’s OK. You’re not alone.
Slide into Olly’s DMs with your deepest, darkest olive fears, feelings, or snack-related confessions. Whether you need emotional support, gentle encouragement, or just someone to say “you’ve got this” before your first bite... We've got your back (& snacks).
Drop Olly a DM!
OUR SUPPORT PARTNERS
Feeling ready to take the conversion plunge right now?
Don’t panic. Just olive.
Check out our Olive Stockist Locator for the nearest shop stocking Olly’s Olives.
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